TK Jones.. you're going DOWN~!~!

[The scene opens on May thirteenth, two thousand and eleven. Lee
is walking down the street in San Jose, California. He has a
video camera in hand to film a promo. He is wearing a black
Diesel shirt, the brand not the old WWF wrestler, and black
shorts. He walks slowly down the street. It's a beautiful day in
San Jose, California. Lee is overwhelmed by it all as he's
never been in the big city. Beside him are huge buildings. In
the distance he sees the HP Pavillion Arena. He walks slowly
down the sidewalk. He's never seen so many beautiful women in
his life.]


[The night before he had packeed his bags and spent most of the night thinking about his match against TK Jones. He didn't think he was going to win. He almost didn't even show up to the show today in San Diego, California. He's here though and he seems to be enjoying his time looking around the city of San Diego, California.]

Lee: Wow, I've never seen so many beautiful women! Look at them
all. I really need to get out of the house more often. Why are
people looking at me? Oh, it's because I'm talking to myself.
Back to thinking to myself.

[After walking a while, he finally reaches the parking lot of
the arena. He decides that this will be a good place to cut
another promo on TK Jones. He sets up the camera and presses
play and record and then walks in front of the camera. He begins
speaking.]

Libra: TK Jones, you have to get your facts straight. I'm new
here, hell I'm new to professional wrestling. I've never
wrestled a match. I've never won anything in my life. I'm
probably the biggest wrestling nerd there is. Being a wrestling
nerd though isn't going to get me the top prize here in IWF.
Being a wrestling nerd, isn't going to get me the win. Being a
wrestling nerd is going to get me the top strap here in IWF. I
want the world heavyweight championship around my waist. But
first things are first buddy, first things are first. The first
thing I have to prepare for is you TK. I may not be tough, I may
not be fast, I may not be strong and I may not be wrestling
skilled, but I am going to try my damn hardest to beat you
tonight. I'm going to try my hardest, will it be good enough? We
shall see. The thing is TK Jones, you are a great wrestler. You
are a great wrestler. There is no doubt about that. If only I
could be as good as you, maybe I could compete for the World
Heavyweight Championship one day. Some day that might come to
you. As for me, I'm not so sure. I'm not so sure that I can beat
you. I'm not too sure I stand a chance against you. I''m not too
sure I'll be able to walk out with the victory tonight. You
know, I've tossed and I've turned. I haven't been able to get a
lot of sleep lately which has been greatly effecting me. I don't
think I have it in me. I don't think I have it in me to beat
you. What am I going to do. I've walked into this arena here
tonight, thinking I was going to win. I was all prepared to
wrestle you yesterday. Remember, I wanted to start having a
winning attitude? I wanted to have that winning attitude so I
could stand a chance against you? What happened to that Libra?
What happened to that man? Yes. When I think like that, with a
winning attitude, I'm a man. You see, if you believe in yourself
you're going to go far. I read that on the internet somewhere.
If you believe you are, you are. If you believe you're not,
you're not. It's a total mind f*ck. So, let's see here. I've got
to get that winning attitude. How am I going to get it back? How
am I going to get that winning attitude back? Well, I'll tell
you how I'm going to get that winning attitude back. I'm going
to believe in myself. I am going to say that I can beat you. I
will beat you. I will give you a run for your money tonight on
the show. TK Jones, you're going to die in that ring tonight. If
not, you're going to have to kill me to win.

[Libra pauses for a moment. He's getting in the zone now. He always talks himself up. This is just one of those times. He starts by talking about how he sucks and then he starts to ignore those thoughts and talks about how he CAN win, how he WILL win.]



Libra: You're going to have to kill me to win bro. You might as well have a doctor by ringside just in case things get a little bloody, in case things get a little violent. When I'm done with you I'm going to hang you by your eye lids and beat you until you blink.. and then beat you some more. You've got another thing coming if you think you can beat me in that ring. I'm going to kick your teeth down your throat, I'm going to punch you in the throat... hell, I'm going to beat your face in. Buddy, it's all over for you, 'cause I'm better than you!
Now Libra, that's the winning attitude you have to have. You're going places, you're going to the top of the IWF. You're going to beat every Tom and Jerry, every wannabe out there. I've got you in the palm of my hand TK Jones. You're just going to be just another loser, you're going to be the first loser, in the long trail of losers in the IWF who face me. Step up to the plate TK Jones, take your swings, but bro you're going to be struck out and looking like a chump. It's time to man up or whimp out. Something tells me you're too stupid to not show your face. You're too much of a goof to show up and get your ass whipped by Libra. I'm really hungry. It's time to get that breakfast of champions, since it is the morning. It's time to get that breakfast of champions known as popcorn. Oh I love popcorn. I'm going to pop that corn and put some butter on it, sit back and enjoy myself in the superstar locker room before I have to wrestle my match tonight. TK Jones, now is the time to confess that you're really scared of me, before it's too late, before your head gets punched off your neck bro. I'm not scared of you. I'm not that scared boy anymore TK Jones. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you man and I'm going to break your legs. I'm going to rip off your arm and beat you with it. I'm a mad man and I'm coming straight for you TK Jones. TK Jones, I know you're peeing your pants you are so scared. I know you're pooping your pants you are so scared. It's time to knuckle up. It's time to put up or shut up. It's go time TK Jones. It's go time. Can you beat me? Will you even show your face? And will I be able to beat you? We will find out tonight, live from the HP Pavilion Arena in beautiful San Diego, California! Woooooooo!


[The scene fades to black.]