Team Swag on The View?

Brandon sat in the locker room with Anna. He grabbed the bong from her and took another hit. He gave it back to her, as she took a quick shot. Brandon looked at some on the pills on the table.

Brandon: "Should we do it?"

Anna: "You only live once"

Brandon: "True say"

Brandon and Anna each grabbed a pill off the table. They took it, and chased it down with a vodka shot.

Anna: "Here we go"

Brandon: "This is going to be interesting"

Brandon grabbed the bottle of pills, which had a big X across it. He shoved them and the empty bottle of vodka in his bag. Anna took apart the bong, and closed it up inside her bag. A woman leaned into the room and told them that they had a minute before going on-stage. Brandon stood up with Anna, and they walked towards the stage entrance. Brandon was going to go on first, Anna would be there later.

Whoopi: "It is my pleasure to welcome our next two guests. They are both incredible wrestlers from the IWF company. One is the IWF Champion, and the other is the most dominant black man that I have ever seen, and should be the Full Throttle Champion. Ladies and gentleman, lets give a warm View welcome to Brandon Macdonald and James Shark!"

Brandon walked out of one side, as James walked out of the other. Brandon grabbed James' hand and shoulder bumped him.

Shark: "Whas good nigguh?"

Brandon: "Ready for this fucking show"

Shark: "Yeeee mayne same"

They both sat down in chairs behind the girls from the show. Brandon could hardly sit still. The energy he had was becoming to much to handle. He was in an insanely good mood right now.

Whoopi: "Alright, we've got a lot of discussions to discuss. Let's get started. Our first topic of discussion is this. Doyou think wrestling is too violent?"

Barbara:: "Well, I for one do. Look at all of the terrible things that they do. Why, Brandon, didn't you send a man to the hospital, break another's wrist, and whip another? All last week? That's terrible. Just terrible"

Joy: "Well, I agree with Barbara. It is most despicable. It is worse than that professional fighting pish-posh"

Shark: "Nigga what the fuck does pish posh mean?"

Sherri: "Now now James, we don't use that language here on The View"

Shark: "Bitch, you tryna hold a nigga down? Imma talk like I want chyoo"

Whoopi: "We can bleep those out. So, James, Brandon, what are your thoughts? Brandon, could you please sit down?"

Brandon had stood up and began to wander away. He turned back to Whoopi.

Brandon: "I'd prefer to stand"

Whoopi: "Suit yourself"

Shark: "Mayyne, wrestling ain't violent, its a sport, get over it-"

Barbara:: "How can you not say it's vioent-"

Shark: "Bitch tell me you did not just interrupt a nigga"

Brandon: "Wrestling isn't violent. It's the safest sport out there"

Joy: "How can you even say that? People get serious injuries all the time"

Brandon: "And people die by doing regular jobs. Shit happens, deal with it"

Shark: "Ma boi BMac is right. Ya'll dont even know"

Barbara:: "Well, I guess we agree to disagree"

Whoopi: "Next topic of discussion. Do you think trash talking is too much in wrestling?"

Barbara:: "Absolutely-"

Shark: "Bitch whut"

Brandon: "You stupid or something?"

Joy: "Barbara is right. And this is an example. We need to all get along in life, none of this anger"

Shark: "Bitch, you bout to cross the mu'fuckin line"

Whoopi: "Gentlemen, ladies, please"

Brandon stood up, and pointed at the door.

Brandon: "Oh no. Look!"

Everyone looked as Brandon and Shark started to laugh. An eighty year old man with long hair and a stupid goatee walked down the crowd aisle with a walker. A younger man was walking beside him, holding his ass.

Brandon: "It's Vincent Van Rose, and his butthurt friend Corey Casey!"

The two men began to walk down the aisle, towards Shark and Brandon. They continued laughing, as Brandon walked around the set. He still couldn't sit still.

Brandon: "Shark! How will we defeat these two monster men?"

Shark: "Yo, I got dis one on Vinnie"

Shark snapped his fingers, and suddenly, a loud ominous voice was heard over loudspeakers around the set.

Voice: "I am the GREAT faggot Apollos"

A young man wearing a pink sweatervest with a purple ascot walked out. He had blonde hair parted to the side, and a very wide smile. He wore tight skinny jeans, that were bright sky blue. He ran over to the girls and they tried to hug him. He backed off.

Ryan: "I am the GREAT faggot Apollos, I hate girls, they are gross, I like men so much!"

Vincent: "OMG really Ryan??????"

Ryan: "Yeah, because I am the GREAT faggot Apollos"

Vincent: "Holy crap, I call myself the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose!"

Ryan: "OMG do you have a dick?!?!"

Vincent: "Yeah, and I like them too!"

Ryan: "It is like we were made in heaven together!"

Vincent: "You are so hot. Do you like buttsex?"

Ryan: "I am the GREAT faggot Apollos. I love buttsex"

Vincent: "Well I am the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose, and I love it too. But I have a confession"

Ryan: "What is that my love?"

Vincent: "I like it when guys dress up as girls, and then give it to me in my ass"

Ryan: "OMFG I love dressing as girls because I am the GREAT faggot Apollos"

Vincent: "Yes! I am the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose, so I love getting ass fucked"

Ryan: "I love it too, for I am the GREAT faggot Apollos"

Vincent: "Can I bring my friend Murphy? I call him Mercy when he dresses like a girl because I am the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose"

Ryan: "Of course. The more dicks the better, for I am the GREAT faggot Apollos"

Vincent: "But first, can we compare my girlfriend Murphy with Brandon and Sharks girls? Because I think mine is much more girly"

A really fat man wearing a wig, dressed in a skimpy bikini walked out onto the stage. The crowd covered their eyes as the fat man walked out.

Murphy: "Hello, I am Mercy Thompson, the lovely girlfriend of Vincent Van Rose. Can't you see my massive titties?"

The fat man shook his massive man boobs around, as everyone groaned. Brandon was on the ground he was laughing so hard. Shark was trying to hold himself up, but he was dying of laughter too.

Brandon: "Let's bring out our ladies!"

Anna and Latoya walked out onto the stage, wearing small bathrobes. The crowd cheered, and then exploded when the girls dropped their robes, and revealed that they were wearing extremely tiny bikinis, that left very little to the imagination.

Meanwhile, the ladies on The View had no idea what to do, but Whoopi Goldberg was dying in her chair. She was the reason this was still going on, and she loved it. Maybe it was because Shark and her were like sisters or something. It must have been a black thing.

Vincent: "Ewww, those girls are yucky because they have boobies and vaginas. I only like girls with dicks. But not too big, because I don't want to feel for having such a small one!"

Ryan: "Dont worry, for I am the GREAT faggot Apollos, and I also hate vaginas and girls because they are gross"

Vincent: "But you like guys dressed up as girls right?"

Ryan: "Yes, for I am the GREAT faggot Apollos, and I love men"

Vincent: "And I am the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose! And I love larger men who I can pretend are women so I dont get looked at weirdly in public!"

Murphy: "Are we going to dildo each others butts yet? And then use our undersized man-tools to stretch out our anuses like we love so much?"

Vincent: "OMG my buttfriend is right! We need to have sex because I am the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose!"

Ryan: "And I am the GREAT faggot Apollos. Goodbye everyone. Except the girls because they have vaginas. I'm so bad, I said vagina"

Vincent: "Ooooh, you're a dirty boy, I'll spank you for that one "

The three of them ran off stage, slapping each other on the ass. The man holding his ass tried to run after them, but he pulled up and held his ass even more.

Shark: "Yo Casey, whats the matter chyoooo?"

Corey: "I am so butthurt"

Brandon: "Awww, why you so butthurt CC? Is it cuz you have the AMAZING queer Vinnie as your bodyguard and partner?"

Corey: "No, because he only likes taking it, and doesn't like giving it"

The man began to cry a bit.

Brandon: "Aww, what's wrong buddy?"

Corey: "Well, I'm not IWF Champion. And I think that you cheated to beat me. So I'm really butthurt"

Brandon: "But Corey, I didn't cheat, I won it fair and square. Can't you just move on?"

Corey: "NO! You cheated! You bribed the ref!"

Brandon: "But Corey, the referee was Irish. He would never accept a bribe from me"

Corey: "No! It's a conspiracy! I am Butthurt Corey Casey, and I demand to be IWF Champion. It is my destiny!"

Brandon: "Corey, is there something else going on here?"

Corey: "No!"

Brandon: "Corey Casey....."

Corey: "Well, actually, there is something"

Brandon: "What is it Corey? Maybe Shark and I can help"

Shark: "Yeah nigguh, stop being so soft"

Corey: "Well, it's just. It's just Vinnie"

Corey Casey began to cry heavily when he said these words. Brandon mocked concern, and walked over to him, putting his arm around his shoulder and patting his back. He walked Corey up to the couch. The women were all gone, except for Whoopi, who was dying of laughter.

Brandon: "Tell us Corey. What's wrong?"

Corey: "Well, I just thought we had a two way relationship. I did stuff for him, he did stuff for me. You know?"

Brandon: "Yes, I am aware. As all relationships should be"

Corey: "But he never gives it to me! He always takes! And sometimes I want to take it!"

Brandon: "Awww, you poor thing. Why do you think he does that?"

Corey: "Well, I think he has confidence issues. His penis is so small that he feels that I won't get any pleasure, and so he won't do it"

Brandon: "But will you get pleasure?"

Corey: "Of course! I love Vincent, size does not matter, as long as it is him!"

Brandon: "Vincent, can you hear this! You are making your boyfriend cry!"

Vincent walks back out, wearing a man thong. He throws his walker aside and runs over to Corey"[/color]

Vincent: "I'm so sorry honey!"

Corey: "I just want to take it once Vinnie!"

Vincent: "I'm so sorry Corey my baby. I just got caught up in the whole AMAZING queer Vinnie thing. I didn't know I was hurting your feelings."

Corey: "I'm a sensitive guy. But I forgive. If you promise to make that little cock threesome, a foursome"

Vincent: "I would love to, because I am the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose"

Corey: "And I am the INCREDIBLE Homo Corey Casey!"

Shark: "Yo dawg Casey, I thought you had a pregnant bitch?"

Corey: "Ah yes. I do have a pregnant fiancee"

Shark: "But isn't you the INCREDIBLE homo Corey Casey?"

Corey: "Yes. But the girl who is my wife, forced me into marriage after I had sex with her. Because I thought she was a man. She looks like one, and she dressed like one"

Shark: "Yo, but couldn't you tell the difference between a pussy and a dude's asshole?"

Corey: "Well, I had a couple of wine coolers, so I was pretty drunk! And then she told me she was a girl and I fainted. Luckily she doesn't mind that I'm with Vinnie, because she just wants my fame and money"

Brandon: "That's good I guess. As long as the two of you are happy"

Corey: "I'm so happy. I'm dating the AMAZING queer Vinnie Van Rose"

Vincent: "And I am dating the INCREDIBLE homo Corey Casey"

Brandon: "Hey, don't you two fight us this week?"

Corey: "Oh yeah, but we are so gay for each other that we probably won't even fight tee hee"

Ryan: "I am the GREAT faggot Apollos"

Vinnie: "And I am way too old and have too big a mouth to fight good"

Brandon: "Alright. Ladies, and gentlemen, lets hear it for our guests!"

The audience stopped howling with laughter to clap, but they soon began to laugh again. Whoopi Goldberg was still dying in her chair. Brandon laughed and stood up. His mind was racing again, the ecstasy was really working well.

Brandon: "Team Swag has just taken over The View. Thanks for joining us ladies and gentlemen. Oh wait, we have a straggler"

Vincent Van Rose walked back onto the set.

Vincent: "You guys always make fun of me for liking men dressed as women! But how do I know that Anna and Latoya aren't men too!?"

Brandon and Shark looked at each other, and then at Anna and Latoya, still wearing their bikinis.

Brandon: "Does that not convince you enough?"

Vincent: "Anyone can fake that!"

Brandon looked at Anna and smiled. He winked, and she nodded. She leaned in and talked to Latoya, who laughed and smiled. They turned to the crowd, and lifted their bikini tops up over their boobs. They turned back towards Vinnie, who recoiled when he saw them

Vincent: "Okay, okay, I believe you! Put them away!"

The girls chased after Vinnie, as he ran away from them, screaming in a very high pitch voice.

Whoopi: "Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was great! Can we get a round of applause?"

The crowd clapped extremely loudly as Brandon ran around the stage, like an airplane. Shark laughed and flipped off the ladies, who had begun to walk back to the stage. He walked off it, and Brandon flew off of it.

Backstage, Brandon and Shark fist pounded, before Anna and Latoya came back, with their bikini's back down.

Brandon: "That was awesome!"

Shark: "Yeeeeee mayne, dat was fuckin great!"

Brandon: "Fuck that team Irish. We're where it's at"

Shark: "Yeh, fuck them pasty niggas, they both butthurt about everything. We got this"

Brandon: "Let's go fucking celebrate. To the bars!"

Shark: "Yeh man, I feel that! Shots and bitches!"

Brandon laughed and ran back to his dressing room. Anna followed him.

Anna: "That was awesome"

Brandon: "Your tits are awesome"

Anna grabbed them and move them around

Anna: "I know right!"

Brandon: "Shots?"

Anna: "Joint?"

Brandon: "Pills?"

Anna: "All the Above?"

Brandon:"Maino?"

Anna: "Hi Haters?"

Brandon: "Haters keep on hating?"

Anna: "Potatoes keep on potatoing?"

Brandon: "Fuck, you win"

Anna: "As usual"

Brandon: "Diary entry?"

Anna: "Fucking yes"

Brandon: "Let's go do this. Sex later?"

Anna: "Public place?"

Brandon: "I was thinking public washroom?"

Anna: "Kay, sounds good"

Brandon: "Let's fucking go, I wanna get more fucked"