back on top

The Ninja stands beside an interviewer, he grabs the microphone before he is asked anything and the
camera pans in on his masked face as he speaks, cutting a pretty good promo.

The Ninja:
My IWF career has been okay so far.
I have won and I have lost but now I'm losing
more than I am winning and I NEED to get back on top
because that is The-Way-Of-The Ninja

The Ninja tosses down a smoke bomb and dissapears
as the interviewer chokes and coughs.

Interviewer:
MY {BLEEP}'N EYES!