Dan talking to...Dan?!

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[15:30:27] Dan Alexander has joined the chat on Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:30 pm

[15:30:36] Dan Alexander : anyways

[15:30:42] Dan Alexander : on with my acai berry story

[15:30:47] Dan Alexander : so ive been taking these supplements

[15:31:12] Dan Alexander : And Ive had this one gnarly dream about researching about this ancient sea serpent called Skyra

[15:31:23] Dan Alexander : it seemed so real cause I was googling it and finding out legit shit

[15:31:48] Dan Alexander : like where the first and only fossil was excavated in Africa

[15:32:19] Dan Alexander : But it wasnt a fossil because it was preserved with its skin and everything somehow

[15:33:12] Dan Alexander : and when I woke up i actually googled it really quick

[15:33:16] Dan Alexander : cause it seemed so real

[15:33:22] Dan Alexander : but yeah

[15:33:33] Dan Alexander : Acai Berry supplements

[15:33:47] Dan Alexander : gives your hair growth a boost and crazy dreams

[15:33:58] Dan Alexander : That was a nice story dan

[15:34:05] Dan Alexander : care to tell another?

[15:34:08] Dan Alexander : not really

[15:34:13] Dan Alexander : I dont have anymore

[15:34:24] Dan Alexander : whats bothering you Dan?

[15:34:27] Dan Alexander : nothing

[15:34:29] Dan Alexander : why?

[15:34:33] Dan Alexander : Really Dan?

[15:34:37] Dan Alexander : something is bothering you

[15:34:56] Dan Alexander : no there isnt anything bothering me

[15:34:59] Dan Alexander : yes there is

[15:35:02] Dan Alexander : no there is not

[15:35:07] Dan Alexander : there is nothing bothering me

[15:35:09] Dan Alexander : Dan

[15:35:11] Dan Alexander : I can see it

[15:35:22] Dan Alexander : dude wtf I am not in love

[15:35:25] Dan Alexander : no you arent

[15:35:29] Dan Alexander : its much worse

[15:35:35] Dan Alexander : what is it then mr know it all?

[15:35:44] Dan Alexander : You are hiding from yourself

[15:35:48] Dan Alexander : no I am not

[15:35:49] Dan Alexander : yes you are

[15:35:54] Dan Alexander : how am I hiding from myself?

[15:36:00] Dan Alexander : Dude

[15:36:03] Dan Alexander : first of all

[15:36:08] Dan Alexander : you are talking to yourself

[15:36:14] Dan Alexander : in a fucking chatbox

[15:36:17] Dan Alexander : what?

[15:36:22] Dan Alexander : look at the screen you idiot

[15:36:24] Dan Alexander : oh shit

[15:36:26] Dan Alexander : I am

[15:36:40] Dan Alexander : what the fuck

[15:36:48] Dan Alexander : yes Dan you are one fucked up motherfucker

[15:36:53] Dan Alexander : dude

[15:36:57] Dan Alexander : what if someone sees this shit

[15:37:02] Dan Alexander : I look like a fucking psycho

[15:37:10] Dan Alexander : That is because you are a psycho

[15:37:22] Dan Alexander : dude I dont have admin rights to this chatbox but I need to clear it

[15:37:25] Dan Alexander : /clear

[15:37:31] Dan Alexander : /cleararch

[15:37:36] Dan Alexander : its no use Dan

[15:37:41] Dan Alexander : You won't be able to

[15:37:50] Dan Alexander : sooner or later someone will see all of this

[15:38:41] Dan Alexander : dammit

[15:38:55] Dan Alexander : what the fuck is wrong with me

[15:39:05] Dan Alexander : most likely dementia and psychosis

[15:39:15] Dan Alexander : what is that?

[15:39:43] Dan Alexander : some sort of mental problems I am not an expert myself but my guess is that it stems from a traumatic childhood

[15:39:51] Dan Alexander : traumatic childhood?

[15:39:54] Dan Alexander : yes

[15:40:19] Dan Alexander : you probably dont remember because most people tend to cover it with mental conditions such as split personalities

[15:40:26] Dan Alexander : do I have split personalities?

[15:40:31] Dan Alexander : to a degree yes

[15:40:37] Dan Alexander : Remember that you are talking to me

[15:40:45] Dan Alexander : Dude this is fucked up I have to stop this now

[15:41:03] Dan Alexander : Then all you have to do is click the log out button, turn off the pc, and go to bed

[15:41:12] Dan Alexander : but what if this happens again?

[15:41:23] Dan Alexander : Will this go away?

[15:41:32] Dan Alexander : this problem just doesn't go away by itself Dan

[15:41:39] Dan Alexander : you have to figure this out on your own

[15:41:49] Dan Alexander : shit

[15:41:59] Dan Alexander : man I hope no one sees this

[15:42:12] Dan Alexander : I hope that this somehow gets deleted in a few hours

[15:42:16] Dan Alexander : unlikely

[15:42:23] Dan Alexander : but you can be hopeful

[15:42:26] Dan Alexander : Dude

[15:42:31] Dan Alexander : this is fucked up.

[15:42:33] Dan Alexander : bye

[15:42:36] Dan Alexander : Bye Dan

[15:44:24] Dan Alexander is Disconnected on Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:44 pm

[15:49:13] Shadow Demon has joined the chat on Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:49 pm

[15:49:22] @ Shadow Demon : LOL

[15:51:02] @ Shadow Demon : Sorry Deuce, this is going in the HoF...

Subject: Re: Dan talking to...Dan?! Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:30 am

This is like those times when a girl gets drunk and flashes her boobs to a total stranger. Somehow, someway, that got on camera...

.....and will be archived on the internet within an hour.

In CHUK'S HIDEN PR0NZ COLEKSHUN

Subject: Re: Dan talking to...Dan?! Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:09 am

I don't think I can find the words to describe how weird and funny this is so I'll let these speak for me.

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Chuck Matthews wrote:: This is like those times when a girl gets drunk and flashes her boobs to a total stranger. Somehow, someway, that got on camera...

.....and will be archived on the internet within an hour.

In CHUK'S HIDEN PR0NZ COLEKSHUN

U GIV ME P0RNZ COLEKSHUN NAO, G00GLE WUZ RITE, AN TEH PR0NZ RIGHFULEH BELONGSH 2 MEE!

Subject: Re: Dan talking to...Dan?! Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:13 am

CHUK Y U NOE SHAIR PRONZ?!?!?!

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