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| Subject: Sharkys Angels vs Caseys Little Devils... How cute Thu Jun 23, 2011 1:40 am | |
| SHARKYS ANGELS VS CASEYS LITTLE DEVILS... HOW CUTESharkys Angels Roleplay 2 || Lillian Shark || Latoya Banks ||----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Fucking Lillian Shark. What a fucking bitch. Seriously. So out of the blue... OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE she becomes my partner?Whaaat??? I still dont understand why?, but apperently Im the only one.Apperently it makes sense to everyone but me.How could I forget she was married to Shark?, this whole situation isjust fucked up. So basically he was cheating on her for over two years?See. Just my luck. I get all this stress.I get a fucking garbage partner in Sean O'Rourke.I get a fucking worthless partner in Lillian Shark.I have to carry this match. The win is on my shoulders and if I want towin this match I have to carry it and make sure to not make any mistakesand drop the win.I know Rose is a good opponent. Im not sure about his partner...but Rose is tough. HAHAHA NOT.They both suck. I still give them the advantage though. I have to deal witha crappy irishman and a slut in my corner. I have to win this match, I haveno choice. I wanted this match. Maybe not this specific match but I wantedA Match. Now I have one. I have to make the most of this.By doing so I realize, I have to find a way, someway, some how, I have tofind a way to ignore the pounds and pounds of makeup of Lillians face, andI have to see through it, see through her fake face, fake smile, fake everything,and I have to get along with her.If I dont, a win is the last thing Im going to get on Saturday.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene One: The GameplanLocation: Kentucky Fried Chicken RestaurantPoint Of View: James SharkTimes are rough out here for a nigga. Real talk. Sometimes, a nigga gotta escape all thebills, the angry white men, and the hoes. When a time like this comes around a nigga gottado what a nigga gotta do. I reached down towards Swag Central which is KFC.I sat down in a booth. The only thing I ordered was a pepsi. I figured I would eat if everythingturns out good. By everything, I meant the whole Latoya and Lillian thing. I decided I wouldmake a perfect plan to get both of them here at the same time and settle there differences.Talk things out, and make them tag team partners. Real tag team partners. Tag Team partnersthat would take a bullet for one another.Well maybe not that good... but I wanted to try styll.I grabbed ma cellphone and began to call Lillian. I knew where she was. Spending my moneyon her hair and clothing, she was at the mall. I already knew her schedule. It hasn't changedsince 2009.Lillian SharkHello?James SharkDunknooo, its the wifeyy, whats good shawty?Lillian SharkOh my god James, where have you been??!James SharkDog, you already know doe.Lillian SharkHospital checkup thingy?James Sharkye ye... the "thingy". Lillian Sharkhaha shutup.James SharkI see you been ringin up ma phone and shit. 203 missed calls huh?fuckin proper shit.Lillian SharkWell I thought you were going to come home yesterday, so I brought mystuff into the master bedroom...James SharkDAYUM. If I were there.. oh mayneeeeLillian SharkYea so like... this bitch comes up to the room at night, gets into the bed, andIm all like, "yo what the hell?", and shes all like "James isn't coming tonight",and Im like "wow ok, well go downstairs", and shes all like "no", and Im like"wow just do it", and shes like "no, this is my house", then I showed her mywedding ring, and then she like grabbed it... and like... wait I forgotJames SharkSay whaaa?Lillian SharkOH YEAH!, ok I remember, and then she like started wearing it, then she likestarted to pretend to be me. She got up, turned on the lights and started to takeshit out from my luggage like my bras and g-strings, then she like started imitatingme and li-James SharkShe... she started wearin yo... yo g-strings and shit?Lillian SharkYEA I KNOW RIGHT!, wow I was so pissed, James I cant... I cant do this, Im going tohave to bail out on this match.James SharkSAY SWEAR TO GOD!Lillian SharkSwear to God, swear to God, swear to God, and swear to God.James SharkMayne this is bullshit, now I wont be able to sleep witchu and that big booty withoutLatoya bitchin and shit.Lillian SharkShes just.... oh my god, shes just a pain in the ass.James SharkYo you at the mall rii now?Lillian SharkYea howd you know?James SharkMayne, yo just get you and yo big booty down at the KFC down by thedrug store over in tenth line. Im chillin here.Lillian SharkNow?James SharkYe. Reach.Click.Now it was time to call up on Latoya and get her to come down here.Latoya BanksHey babyJames SharkWatchu sayin shawty?Latoya BanksYou could've gave me the heads up Lillian was coming over.James SharkYe thats ma bad, but how do you feel bout all this?Latoya BanksAt first I really just wanted to pop her. Now after a good sleep and thinkingthings through, I think I can put up with all the bullshit she has to offer. Orat least I could try.James Sharkohhh shittt sayyyyy wordddd doeee. Dayum, heres a nigga tryna make a plan tobring both yall bitches down to a niggas paradise to get yall to makeup and nowthere aint no need for it.Latoya BanksKFC? is that what your reffering to when you say a niggas paradise?James Sharkyall ready knowLatoya Bankssooo... is she like on her way right now?James Sharkyall ready knowLatoya Banksso wait, she has a problem with me? I KNEW IT WAS AN ACT.What a shady ass bitch.James Sharkdamn dawg, you gonna play nice with her doee?Latoya BanksIll try but... jeez this bitch... James SharkWell come by down up in here. She wont know you'll be reachin so just reachand we can squash this beef for real.Latoya Banksughhh... ok fine. Ill be there in 10 minutes baby.James Sharkdunkno doe.Click.Now the plan was set. If everything works out well, Lillian should come here first. I wouldtap that big juicy booty of hers, talk her into befriending Latoya, then in around 5 minutesLatoya would walk in. Lillian would probobly do some next escape, so I should try and grabonto that juicy booty nice and tight so the gyaldem dont make a run for it.If she decides to stay things would be interesting. Real interesting.If everything works out well, we should be talking about the match, about my knowledgeof Van Rose's weakness. I faced him twice. If everything works out well here tonight, my bitches should run through Van Rose and Kable, the softest of the 7 pussys.KFC StaffUm excuse me sir we're closing now.James SharkWHAT THE FUCK!The staff member backed away in shock. I stood up and looked around. It was early.Too early. It was only... it was only 2:00 in the afternoon. James Sharkdawg what the hell homie?, its only two mayneKFC StaffYes sir I do appologize, however this place has been rented out for a birthday partyuntil 4 pm today. You can come back then or you can try another location.James SharkThis whole place?, the whole restaurant?, rented out?KFC StaffYes sir, again I do appologizeJames SharkDog... I gotta do ma thangKFC StaffI... I dont... excuse me?James Sharkthe plans gotta work, know what Im sayin?KFC StaffNo... um, what plan?James SharkDAWG MA MO'FUCKIN PLAN MAYNEAgain he backed away in shock. Now a couple more staff members came towardsus and a bunch of white people walked in with party hats. I locked my eyes ontothem and came towards them. I pointed out the birthday girl, a short blondehaired girl that was about 8 years of age.James SharkListen you lil slutty ass pencil crayon eating white gyaldem shawty tingzz,invite me to yo birthday pawtyy, RIIII NOWGirls FatherHEY!, WATCH YOUR MOUTHJames SharkDawg... Ima stick this 12 inch in yo daughters pussy if she dont invite meto her partyKFC StaffSIR. NOW THAT IS ENOUGH!. SHES ONLY 8 YEARS OLD.James SharkThen tell her to stop bein a bitch, why the hell she dont invite me?, itscause Im black right?The little girl began to hide behind her mom. I shook my head smiling and walkedout the door. This was bullshit. Even worse, I see Lillian Shark getting out of herlimosine and coming my way. I shake my head. Stupid KFC. KFC used to be a niggas paradise but now white people have taken it over.Lillian walked towards me and came close. Giving me a tight hug and a seductivekiss biting my lips a bit. She was about to open the door to the KFC enterance butnoticed a sign on the door noticing customers of a birthday party going on, throughthe glass she could see people eying her down and a little girl crying, she lookedat James.Lillian SharkReally Shark?..... James SharkGet off maaaaa dickkkkLillian SharkSo where are we going?, at least somewhere with a chair and a table.I looked around. The point of the meeting was to talk, not to eat. I tried to spot out good places with at least chairs and tables but nothing. A bunch of banks, grocery storesand clinics. Finally I spoted out a pakistani restaurant. I looked at Lillian.Lillian SharkNo. Hell no. Fuck no. Not in a million years.James SharkWe aint gon eat doeeLillian SharkI dont care James, I dont like brown people, fuck.James SharkSHHHH. Dawg keep yo voice down, they carry them huge ass swords underthey rhobes and shit mayne, you wanna get us killed?, why you gotta be soracist and shit?Lillian SharkLook Im sure they are friendly, but they smell like shit and they're accent is... is just the worst. No. Im not going in there.James SharkAight, then no mo money for yo ass.Lillian SharkWait what??I began to walk away smiling, flashing my wallet in the air. I knew she was going tocome. I know Lillian. She isn't married to me because of who I am but the money Icarry. It doesn't bug me. Im not married to her cause of her looks, the bitch is uglywithout the makeup, but her ass is to die for.By the time I was at the door, Lillian was already behind me, she had her nose covered.I shook my head and grabbed her hand to take her hand away from her nose, but shejust used her other hand to cover it.The place was packed. I looked around and smiled. I punched Lillian in the arm, HARD.Lillian SharkOW FUCK, ouch what the hell was that for?James SharkYellow turban.I pointed at a guy with a yellow turban. Lillian shook her head annoyed. We got to ourtables and were met with a waiter.WaiterHello my friends, what would you like to eat for today?, you make choices orshall I come back in a next moment?Lillian SharkGet....the....FUCK.....away.....NOWWaiterOk madam, then I will come back in next moment.He nodded his head and walked away, Lillian shook her head as I was hiding my laughter.James SharkHe called you a mandem HAHAHALillian SharkUghhh.... no Shark, Im pretty sure he said "madem" thanks.James Sharkpress your nose and say "madem" and it'll come out as mandem HAHAALillian Sharkoh my god... you are just as annoying as Latoya.Then I remembered why we were here. To get these two girls straightened out. Tomake them friends. The whole plan could be ruined. Latoya couldn't have possiblyknown that we were here. Should I call her?, Should I wait for her to call me?I decided to call her. Yea Lillian would find out Latoya would be coming but atthis point she was surrounded about people she felt disgusted by, there was no way she would just get up and run right through them. I dialed my cellphoneand Lillian looked at me as if wanting to know who I was calling. I winked at her.Latoya BanksJames?James SharkYeee chyoooLatoya Bankswhere the hell are you guys?, Im infront of this KFC and theres likea birthday party going on or something.James SharkYe real talk, if you walk behind that place and turn right you'll seean indian restaurant, reach.Then as I was talking to Latoya, I got interupted by a person eatingin the table beside us.CustomerSir this is pakistani restaurant not indian.Lillian Shark....and the difference is?CustomerThere is very big differences mam. If you do not see them as they areput right before you in everyday situtations, then maybe you are in needof doctor or someone that can offer assistanceLillian Shark....what the fuck?I hungup the phone. Lillian was so distracted that she either didn't notice Icalled someone or she forgot to ask. After a few second Latoya walked intothe room. The waiter brought her to our table. Lillian looked at me.Lillian Sharkwhat the hell is going on??James SharkSURPRISE!!!!!WaiterYes!, Surprise!, hip hip!, I am back and ready to take orders.James Sharkdawg... you aint the surprise homie, its Latoya over here.Latoya looked at the waiter with a weird look on her face and sat down. It was a round table so we were all basically beside eachother.James SharkI brought yall two here cause yall needa squash this beef quicktime. In two days yallgotta debut match in IWF against two members of a group that think they all that.WaiterDid you find anything in the menu yet friends?Lillian SharkOK. We are not your fucking friends, please fuck off and have a nice day.WaiterIf you do not wish to order I will have to ask you to leave for today.Lillian SharkGOOD. Because I dont want to be here.WaiterGOOD. Because you do not have to be here for today.Lillian Sharkwhat is this "for today" crap?, this is the first time we've been here.WaiterYes, hello. First time and last time ok?Lillian SharkFINE.WaiterYES.Lillian Shark stood up as the waiter crossed his arms. I quickly got up and calmedher down. She sat back down and looked really upset. I looked up at the waiter.James Sharkdog we'll order somethin styllWaiterGood choice my friends, this is the best restaurant in town, I tell you.James Sharkye just bring us like three glasses of water.Waiterand a food item sir?James Sharknawwwh bWaiterBut you must.James SharkGet off ma dickkkkkkWaiterThe water is free, you must order something of charge in order to stay.Latoya Banksok can we like go somewhere else?, this guy is a real douchebag.WaiterYou do not refer to me as douchebag when I am in your presence, you do nottalk like that to me.Lillian Sharkcan you like leave?, your really annoying and you smell like shitCustomerHEY!, He does not smell like shit!Lillian Sharkhe smells like a dirty diaper, maybe its his turban, it looks like a dirty diaper.James SharkLillian chill dog, they got them swordsWaiterThis is not diaper this is turban, if you do not notice this as it is put infront of you ineveryday situations, maybe you are in need of a doctor or someone that can provideyou with some assistance.Latoya Bankswow you guys are so fucking weird, do you know Dan Alexander?, because all threeof you would make the greatest combination of awkward, creepy and weird.CustomerYou know damn rightWaiterI will kindly ask you to leave mr.niggersJames SharkMR.NIGGERS? SAY WHAT??? WHAT THE HELL DID I DOI jumped up out of my seat and got in his face.James SharkDAWG, I was on yo motherfuckin sideWaiterI hear you call this an indian restaurnt, this is pakistani restaurant ok?James Sharkmayne whats the big deal?WaiterYou maybe only come here because KFC have birthday party.James Shark....that.... that aint true... I came here instead of KFC cause.... uhWaiterHEY YOU TWO STOP!I turned around to see Lillian and Latoya standing beside one another, they surrounded theguy sitting on the table next to us. Latoya pulled his chair back, and he fell to the floor, Lillianthen grabbed his plate and smashed it on his face.Then I realized, the plan did go well. Latoya and Lillian just showed team work and were on thesame page. They just needed to hate one person or hate the same kind of people. Now I know,Battlegrounds is gonna be live.The bitches are gonna muck some heads.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene 2 : Lillian Shark ShootI didn't like Lillian one bit. Tonight I gave her respect. She had my back I had hers. WhatI liked about her was I realized we were almost mirror images of eachother. In the sensethat we were both bad, nasty, evil bitches.The type of bitches that will give you a bitch slap that will hurt for months. The type of bitches that you just dont mess with or can't talk to.Latoya Banks and me, Lillian Shark. Call us Sharkys Angels.We make our debut this Saturday at Battlegrounds?, Cool. After coming home Sharky andBanks just told me about the match. I knew I would be Latoyas partner but I never knew Iwas going to be facing opponents in the group Seven. Looking at a group, its suppose to be the largest collection of dominant superstars or..something like that, but come on. Nobody is going to fool me. Im not into wrestling but thesepast few weeks I have been up to date with the IWF. I know for a fact the group of Seven wontlast too long. Chuck Matthews?, hes past his prime, he retired for a reason, now hes just being stubborn. Heneeds to go back to sitting behind a desk calling matches with a color commentary crew orpartner where hes safe. Corey Casey?, pshhh, give me a break. Take a look what Nick Ridiculedid to him, and take a look at how bad Nick has been. Ashley Matthews? seriously?, oh myyythats all I have to say. Matt Rydell?, oh please. Syco-Angel?, ok now you guys are just goingtoo far.Then theres Vincent Van Rose and Kable.My opponents. My unfortunate and unlucky opponents. Im sorry to break it to you boysbut this Saturday, you two are going to get your asses kicked really really bad.I wont lie, I do think Sean O'Rourke isn't that good of a wrestler but one thing I do know isthat he could beat Van Rose and Kable without us. He could do it in a 1 on 2 handicap match,so I guess me and Latoya are in this match just to fuck you boys up even more.This whole matchup is funny. It really is. Its the return of Battle Grounds and last time BattleGrounds aired, Van Rose.... you were getting knocked out inside the ring, outside the ring,during the main event, before the main event and after the main event. Van Rose, you weregetting your ass kicked.Oh and yes, I am mentioning this because of your little spaz reaction to Latoya mentioningyour past. You started twitching and everything, on camera too. Telling us not to speak ofyour past. HA!. Rosey-poo, we can do whatever we want and say whatever we want. To behonest I really dont see a difference when it comes to your wrestling abilities.Sure there is a major difference in your persona but not your wrestling abilities.I mean you went from being a brokeback cowboy... to a outspoken bike rider (who nevercould back up his words if I may add) all the way to a...cowboy who rides bikes who is possessedby a demon or a devil of some sort?, did I get it right?Like you come out to your promos using big words, you have your little mascara on your face andyou try to look evil, you also try to sound evil and its just really pathetic really. You talk in thirdperson, you talk about Hell and I get it. I get it, I really do. You were part of the chosen and yea Iknow Corey Casey, your father, does it too, but why do you have to be so whipped?You hold his balls when he takes a dump right?Yea you do ahaha. See I get the whole gimmick and everything but your just not good at it. AT ALL. So please, pleasestop. For me?, for us?, for all of us?, just stop. Go back to being the cowboy, bike rider, whateverthe hell you were. I liked it better when you talked normally, talked alot of shit, then ate your wordsand got your ass kicked.Like your seriously the same to me, wrestling wise. So your on a winning streak.... how much?,three wins?, BIG WHUP.Three wins doesn't mean anything. You beat O'Shannon who is way way way overated. You beatDeath Angel who... listen, about Death Angel... fuck Death Angel ok?, hes way past his prime aswelland hes in the Hall of Fame because he was a beast back in the old days, now hes just a fat loser.Oh and your other opponent you beat?, Ill do you a favor in not mentioning his name, I dont wantto emberass you, and who hasn't got a win off of that guy anyways right?High Impact Champion.Your right it is the beginning, it is just the beginning, but oh boy oh boy, this fairy tale is goingto be a short one, because very very soon... this Saturday you will be exposed. Everyone willrealize that you are not meant to be champion, and that you and your little devil worshippingact is just an act. Im not afraid of you Rosey. WE are not afraid of you. We never were and wenever will be.Sharkys Angels against Caseys little Devils. How cute. |
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