Sharkys Angels vs Caseys Little Devils... How cute

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SHARKYS ANGELS VS CASEYS LITTLE DEVILS... HOW CUTE
Sharkys Angels Roleplay 2
|| Lillian Shark || Latoya Banks ||

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Fucking Lillian Shark. What a fucking bitch. Seriously.
So out of the blue... OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE she becomes my partner?
Whaaat??? I still dont understand why?, but apperently Im the only one.
Apperently it makes sense to everyone but me.

How could I forget she was married to Shark?, this whole situation is
just fucked up. So basically he was cheating on her for over two years?

See. Just my luck. I get all this stress.
I get a fucking garbage partner in Sean O'Rourke.
I get a fucking worthless partner in Lillian Shark.

I have to carry this match. The win is on my shoulders and if I want to
win this match I have to carry it and make sure to not make any mistakes
and drop the win.

I know Rose is a good opponent. Im not sure about his partner...
but Rose is tough.

HAHAHA NOT.

They both suck. I still give them the advantage though. I have to deal with
a crappy irishman and a slut in my corner. I have to win this match, I have
no choice. I wanted this match. Maybe not this specific match but I wanted
A Match. Now I have one. I have to make the most of this.

By doing so I realize, I have to find a way, someway, some how, I have to
find a way to ignore the pounds and pounds of makeup of Lillians face, and
I have to see through it, see through her fake face, fake smile, fake everything,
and I have to get along with her.

If I dont, a win is the last thing Im going to get on Saturday.

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Scene One: The Gameplan
Location: Kentucky Fried Chicken Restaurant
Point Of View: James Shark

Times are rough out here for a nigga. Real talk. Sometimes, a nigga gotta escape all the
bills, the angry white men, and the hoes. When a time like this comes around a nigga gotta
do what a nigga gotta do. I reached down towards Swag Central which is KFC.

I sat down in a booth. The only thing I ordered was a pepsi. I figured I would eat if everything
turns out good. By everything, I meant the whole Latoya and Lillian thing. I decided I would
make a perfect plan to get both of them here at the same time and settle there differences.
Talk things out, and make them tag team partners. Real tag team partners. Tag Team partners
that would take a bullet for one another.

Well maybe not that good... but I wanted to try styll.
I grabbed ma cellphone and began to call Lillian. I knew where she was. Spending my money
on her hair and clothing, she was at the mall. I already knew her schedule. It hasn't changed
since 2009.

Lillian Shark
Hello?

James Shark
Dunknooo, its the wifeyy, whats good shawty?

Lillian Shark
Oh my god James, where have you been??!

James Shark
Dog, you already know doe.

Lillian Shark
Hospital checkup thingy?

James Shark
ye ye... the "thingy".

Lillian Shark
haha shutup.

James Shark
I see you been ringin up ma phone and shit. 203 missed calls huh?
fuckin proper shit.

Lillian Shark
Well I thought you were going to come home yesterday, so I brought my
stuff into the master bedroom...

James Shark
DAYUM. If I were there.. oh mayneeee

Lillian Shark
Yea so like... this bitch comes up to the room at night, gets into the bed, and
Im all like, "yo what the hell?", and shes all like "James isn't coming tonight",
and Im like "wow ok, well go downstairs", and shes all like "no", and Im like
"wow just do it", and shes like "no, this is my house", then I showed her my
wedding ring, and then she like grabbed it... and like... wait I forgot

James Shark
Say whaaa?

Lillian Shark
OH YEAH!, ok I remember, and then she like started wearing it, then she like
started to pretend to be me. She got up, turned on the lights and started to take
shit out from my luggage like my bras and g-strings, then she like started imitating
me and li-

James Shark
She... she started wearin yo... yo g-strings and shit?

Lillian Shark
YEA I KNOW RIGHT!, wow I was so pissed, James I cant... I cant do this, Im going to
have to bail out on this match.

James Shark
SAY SWEAR TO GOD!

Lillian Shark
Swear to God, swear to God, swear to God, and swear to God.

James Shark
Mayne this is bullshit, now I wont be able to sleep witchu and that big booty without
Latoya bitchin and shit.

Lillian Shark
Shes just.... oh my god, shes just a pain in the ass.

James Shark
Yo you at the mall rii now?

Lillian Shark
Yea howd you know?

James Shark
Mayne, yo just get you and yo big booty down at the KFC down by the
drug store over in tenth line. Im chillin here.

Lillian Shark
Now?

James Shark
Ye. Reach.

Click.
Now it was time to call up on Latoya and get her to come down here.

Latoya Banks
Hey baby

James Shark
Watchu sayin shawty?

Latoya Banks
You could've gave me the heads up Lillian was coming over.

James Shark
Ye thats ma bad, but how do you feel bout all this?

Latoya Banks
At first I really just wanted to pop her. Now after a good sleep and thinking
things through, I think I can put up with all the bullshit she has to offer. Or
at least I could try.

James Shark
ohhh shittt sayyyyy wordddd doeee. Dayum, heres a nigga tryna make a plan to
bring both yall bitches down to a niggas paradise to get yall to makeup and now
there aint no need for it.

Latoya Banks
KFC? is that what your reffering to when you say a niggas paradise?

James Shark
yall ready know

Latoya Banks
sooo... is she like on her way right now?

James Shark
yall ready know

Latoya Banks
so wait, she has a problem with me? I KNEW IT WAS AN ACT.
What a shady ass bitch.

James Shark
damn dawg, you gonna play nice with her doee?

Latoya Banks
Ill try but... jeez this bitch...

James Shark
Well come by down up in here. She wont know you'll be reachin so just reach
and we can squash this beef for real.

Latoya Banks
ughhh... ok fine. Ill be there in 10 minutes baby.

James Shark
dunkno doe.

Click.
Now the plan was set. If everything works out well, Lillian should come here first. I would
tap that big juicy booty of hers, talk her into befriending Latoya, then in around 5 minutes
Latoya would walk in. Lillian would probobly do some next escape, so I should try and grab
onto that juicy booty nice and tight so the gyaldem dont make a run for it.

If she decides to stay things would be interesting. Real interesting.

If everything works out well, we should be talking about the match, about my knowledge
of Van Rose's weakness. I faced him twice. If everything works out well here tonight,
my bitches should run through Van Rose and Kable, the softest of the 7 pussys.

KFC Staff
Um excuse me sir we're closing now.

James Shark
WHAT THE FUCK!

The staff member backed away in shock. I stood up and looked around. It was early.
Too early. It was only... it was only 2:00 in the afternoon.

James Shark
dawg what the hell homie?, its only two mayne

KFC Staff
Yes sir I do appologize, however this place has been rented out for a birthday party
until 4 pm today. You can come back then or you can try another location.

James Shark
This whole place?, the whole restaurant?, rented out?

KFC Staff
Yes sir, again I do appologize

James Shark
Dog... I gotta do ma thang

KFC Staff
I... I dont... excuse me?

James Shark
the plans gotta work, know what Im sayin?

KFC Staff
No... um, what plan?

James Shark
DAWG MA MO'FUCKIN PLAN MAYNE

Again he backed away in shock. Now a couple more staff members came towards
us and a bunch of white people walked in with party hats. I locked my eyes onto
them and came towards them. I pointed out the birthday girl, a short blonde
haired girl that was about 8 years of age.

James Shark
Listen you lil slutty ass pencil crayon eating white gyaldem shawty tingzz,
invite me to yo birthday pawtyy, RIIII NOW

Girls Father
HEY!, WATCH YOUR MOUTH

James Shark
Dawg... Ima stick this 12 inch in yo daughters pussy if she dont invite me
to her party

KFC Staff
SIR. NOW THAT IS ENOUGH!. SHES ONLY 8 YEARS OLD.

James Shark
Then tell her to stop bein a bitch, why the hell she dont invite me?, its
cause Im black right?

The little girl began to hide behind her mom. I shook my head smiling and walked
out the door. This was bullshit. Even worse, I see Lillian Shark getting out of her
limosine and coming my way. I shake my head. Stupid KFC. KFC used to be a
niggas paradise but now white people have taken it over.

Lillian walked towards me and came close. Giving me a tight hug and a seductive
kiss biting my lips a bit. She was about to open the door to the KFC enterance but
noticed a sign on the door noticing customers of a birthday party going on, through
the glass she could see people eying her down and a little girl crying, she looked
at James.

Lillian Shark
Really Shark?.....

James Shark
Get off maaaaa dickkkk

Lillian Shark
So where are we going?, at least somewhere with a chair and a table.

I looked around. The point of the meeting was to talk, not to eat. I tried to spot out
good places with at least chairs and tables but nothing. A bunch of banks, grocery stores
and clinics. Finally I spoted out a pakistani restaurant. I looked at Lillian.

Lillian Shark
No. Hell no. Fuck no. Not in a million years.

James Shark
We aint gon eat doee

Lillian Shark
I dont care James, I dont like brown people, fuck.

James Shark
SHHHH. Dawg keep yo voice down, they carry them huge ass swords under
they rhobes and shit mayne, you wanna get us killed?, why you gotta be so
racist and shit?

Lillian Shark
Look Im sure they are friendly, but they smell like shit and they're accent
is... is just the worst. No. Im not going in there.

James Shark
Aight, then no mo money for yo ass.

Lillian Shark
Wait what??

I began to walk away smiling, flashing my wallet in the air. I knew she was going to
come. I know Lillian. She isn't married to me because of who I am but the money I
carry. It doesn't bug me. Im not married to her cause of her looks, the bitch is ugly
without the makeup, but her ass is to die for.

By the time I was at the door, Lillian was already behind me, she had her nose covered.
I shook my head and grabbed her hand to take her hand away from her nose, but she
just used her other hand to cover it.

The place was packed. I looked around and smiled. I punched Lillian in the arm, HARD.

Lillian Shark
OW FUCK, ouch what the hell was that for?

James Shark
Yellow turban.

I pointed at a guy with a yellow turban. Lillian shook her head annoyed. We got to our
tables and were met with a waiter.

Waiter
Hello my friends, what would you like to eat for today?, you make choices or
shall I come back in a next moment?

Lillian Shark
Get....the....FUCK.....away.....NOW

Waiter
Ok madam, then I will come back in next moment.

He nodded his head and walked away, Lillian shook her head as I was hiding my laughter.

James Shark
He called you a mandem HAHAHA

Lillian Shark
Ughhh.... no Shark, Im pretty sure he said "madem" thanks.

James Shark
press your nose and say "madem" and it'll come out as mandem HAHAA

Lillian Shark
oh my god... you are just as annoying as Latoya.

Then I remembered why we were here. To get these two girls straightened out. To
make them friends. The whole plan could be ruined. Latoya couldn't have possibly
known that we were here. Should I call her?, Should I wait for her to call me?

I decided to call her. Yea Lillian would find out Latoya would be coming but at
this point she was surrounded about people she felt disgusted by, there was
no way she would just get up and run right through them. I dialed my cellphone
and Lillian looked at me as if wanting to know who I was calling. I winked at her.

Latoya Banks
James?

James Shark
Yeee chyooo

Latoya Banks
where the hell are you guys?, Im infront of this KFC and theres like
a birthday party going on or something.

James Shark
Ye real talk, if you walk behind that place and turn right you'll see
an indian restaurant, reach.

Then as I was talking to Latoya, I got interupted by a person eating
in the table beside us.

Customer
Sir this is pakistani restaurant not indian.

Lillian Shark
....and the difference is?

Customer
There is very big differences mam. If you do not see them as they are
put right before you in everyday situtations, then maybe you are in need
of doctor or someone that can offer assistance

Lillian Shark
....what the fuck?

I hungup the phone. Lillian was so distracted that she either didn't notice I
called someone or she forgot to ask. After a few second Latoya walked into
the room. The waiter brought her to our table. Lillian looked at me.

Lillian Shark
what the hell is going on??

James Shark
SURPRISE!!!!!

Waiter
Yes!, Surprise!, hip hip!, I am back and ready to take orders.

James Shark
dawg... you aint the surprise homie, its Latoya over here.

Latoya looked at the waiter with a weird look on her face and sat down. It was a
round table so we were all basically beside eachother.

James Shark
I brought yall two here cause yall needa squash this beef quicktime. In two days yall
gotta debut match in IWF against two members of a group that think they all that.

Waiter
Did you find anything in the menu yet friends?

Lillian Shark
OK. We are not your fucking friends, please fuck off and have a nice day.

Waiter
If you do not wish to order I will have to ask you to leave for today.

Lillian Shark
GOOD. Because I dont want to be here.

Waiter
GOOD. Because you do not have to be here for today.

Lillian Shark
what is this "for today" crap?, this is the first time we've been here.

Waiter
Yes, hello. First time and last time ok?

Lillian Shark
FINE.

Waiter
YES.

Lillian Shark stood up as the waiter crossed his arms. I quickly got up and calmed
her down. She sat back down and looked really upset. I looked up at the waiter.

James Shark
dog we'll order somethin styll

Waiter
Good choice my friends, this is the best restaurant in town, I tell you.

James Shark
ye just bring us like three glasses of water.

Waiter
and a food item sir?

James Shark
nawwwh b

Waiter
But you must.

James Shark
Get off ma dickkkkkk

Waiter
The water is free, you must order something of charge in order to stay.

Latoya Banks
ok can we like go somewhere else?, this guy is a real douchebag.

Waiter
You do not refer to me as douchebag when I am in your presence, you do not
talk like that to me.

Lillian Shark
can you like leave?, your really annoying and you smell like shit

Customer
HEY!, He does not smell like shit!

Lillian Shark
he smells like a dirty diaper, maybe its his turban, it looks like a dirty diaper.

James Shark
Lillian chill dog, they got them swords

Waiter
This is not diaper this is turban, if you do not notice this as it is put infront of you in
everyday situations, maybe you are in need of a doctor or someone that can provide
you with some assistance.

Latoya Banks
wow you guys are so fucking weird, do you know Dan Alexander?, because all three
of you would make the greatest combination of awkward, creepy and weird.

Customer
You know damn right

Waiter
I will kindly ask you to leave mr.niggers

James Shark
MR.NIGGERS? SAY WHAT??? WHAT THE HELL DID I DO

I jumped up out of my seat and got in his face.

James Shark
DAWG, I was on yo motherfuckin side

Waiter
I hear you call this an indian restaurnt, this is pakistani restaurant ok?

James Shark
mayne whats the big deal?

Waiter
You maybe only come here because KFC have birthday party.

James Shark
....that.... that aint true... I came here instead of KFC cause.... uh

Waiter
HEY YOU TWO STOP!

I turned around to see Lillian and Latoya standing beside one another, they surrounded the
guy sitting on the table next to us. Latoya pulled his chair back, and he fell to the floor, Lillian
then grabbed his plate and smashed it on his face.

Then I realized, the plan did go well. Latoya and Lillian just showed team work and were on the
same page. They just needed to hate one person or hate the same kind of people. Now I know,
Battlegrounds is gonna be live.

The bitches are gonna muck some heads.

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Scene 2 : Lillian Shark Shoot
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I didn't like Lillian one bit. Tonight I gave her respect. She had my back I had hers. What
I liked about her was I realized we were almost mirror images of eachother. In the sense
that we were both bad, nasty, evil bitches.

The type of bitches that will give you a bitch slap that will hurt for months. The type of
bitches that you just dont mess with or can't talk to.

Latoya Banks and me, Lillian Shark. Call us Sharkys Angels.

We make our debut this Saturday at Battlegrounds?, Cool. After coming home Sharky and
Banks just told me about the match. I knew I would be Latoyas partner but I never knew I
was going to be facing opponents in the group Seven.

Looking at a group, its suppose to be the largest collection of dominant superstars or..
something like that, but come on. Nobody is going to fool me. Im not into wrestling but these
past few weeks I have been up to date with the IWF. I know for a fact the group of Seven wont
last too long.

Chuck Matthews?, hes past his prime, he retired for a reason, now hes just being stubborn. He
needs to go back to sitting behind a desk calling matches with a color commentary crew or
partner where hes safe. Corey Casey?, pshhh, give me a break. Take a look what Nick Ridicule
did to him, and take a look at how bad Nick has been. Ashley Matthews? seriously?, oh myyy
thats all I have to say. Matt Rydell?, oh please. Syco-Angel?, ok now you guys are just going
too far.

Then theres Vincent Van Rose and Kable.

My opponents. My unfortunate and unlucky opponents. Im sorry to break it to you boys
but this Saturday, you two are going to get your asses kicked really really bad.

I wont lie, I do think Sean O'Rourke isn't that good of a wrestler but one thing I do know is
that he could beat Van Rose and Kable without us. He could do it in a 1 on 2 handicap match,
so I guess me and Latoya are in this match just to fuck you boys up even more.

This whole matchup is funny. It really is. Its the return of Battle Grounds and last time Battle
Grounds aired, Van Rose.... you were getting knocked out inside the ring, outside the ring,
during the main event, before the main event and after the main event. Van Rose, you were
getting your ass kicked.

Oh and yes, I am mentioning this because of your little spaz reaction to Latoya mentioning
your past. You started twitching and everything, on camera too. Telling us not to speak of
your past. HA!. Rosey-poo, we can do whatever we want and say whatever we want. To be
honest I really dont see a difference when it comes to your wrestling abilities.

Sure there is a major difference in your persona but not your wrestling abilities.

I mean you went from being a brokeback cowboy... to a outspoken bike rider (who never
could back up his words if I may add) all the way to a...cowboy who rides bikes who is possessed
by a demon or a devil of some sort?, did I get it right?

Like you come out to your promos using big words, you have your little mascara on your face and
you try to look evil, you also try to sound evil and its just really pathetic really. You talk in third
person, you talk about Hell and I get it. I get it, I really do. You were part of the chosen and yea I
know Corey Casey, your father, does it too, but why do you have to be so whipped?

You hold his balls when he takes a dump right?

Yea you do ahaha.

See I get the whole gimmick and everything but your just not good at it. AT ALL. So please, please
stop. For me?, for us?, for all of us?, just stop. Go back to being the cowboy, bike rider, whatever
the hell you were. I liked it better when you talked normally, talked alot of shit, then ate your words
and got your ass kicked.

Like your seriously the same to me, wrestling wise. So your on a winning streak.... how much?,
three wins?, BIG WHUP.

Three wins doesn't mean anything. You beat O'Shannon who is way way way overated. You beat
Death Angel who... listen, about Death Angel... fuck Death Angel ok?, hes way past his prime aswell
and hes in the Hall of Fame because he was a beast back in the old days, now hes just a fat loser.
Oh and your other opponent you beat?, Ill do you a favor in not mentioning his name, I dont want
to emberass you, and who hasn't got a win off of that guy anyways right?

High Impact Champion.

Your right it is the beginning, it is just the beginning, but oh boy oh boy, this fairy tale is going
to be a short one, because very very soon... this Saturday you will be exposed. Everyone will
realize that you are not meant to be champion, and that you and your little devil worshipping
act is just an act. Im not afraid of you Rosey. WE are not afraid of you. We never were and we
never will be.

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