fight in Newbury

James Chang was walking the streets to get to his favorite Japanese hibachi restaurant chain. Luckily there is one in Boston. The Tornado is wearing a blue t-shirt and jeans, his faux hawk is dyed blue over his jet black mullet. Before he walks into the restaurant a mugger grabs him by shoulder Tornado smacks his grip away and connects a side kick to the upper body staggering the mugger then he knees him in the stomach and takes him down with an STO maneuver. The mugger writhes then rolls and rises upon his shoulder with a knife he tosses it like a dart and Tornado back flips to avoid it. Suddenly a few more muggers circle him.

A battle cry is heard and it’s coming from the Ninja who dives off a car and does a double 450 then sticks the landing, in mid-air he yells out “HAI-YAH!” and nods smirking at his friend. They fight off the muggers together, they unleash a series of strikes made up of punches, elbows, palm strikes, chops, smacks, slaps, knees, kicks, leg-sweeps and evasive theatrics mixing gymnastics and parkour as well as judo takedowns and mixed martial arts strikes, slams and submissions. Bystanders cheer and make room as they knock the rest off of the clan of street thugs through the door of the restaurant!

Ninja tosses a chair to a mugger who catches it then connects a flying kick to his upper body flooring him and breaking it. Chang back tosses an on-coming mugger who lands on the turned on hibachi table/stove!

Ninja then back rolls over a mugger takes his friend by the hand and swings him in a circle with a dance like move causing Chang to kick a circle of muggers. Then they make their way through the doors to the kitchen and fight in there. They elbow and chop sauces into the eyes of the muggers and hit them with pots and pans

They stab them with forks into their butt cheeks and have sword fights with knives. The fight gets more gruesome and bloody until the last mugger pulls of his clothes and underneath is a black kimono. He whistles and the workers tear off their clothes and pull on masks to add to their kimonos.

James Chang: That was unexpected
The Ninja: I don’t usually say this but run!


They run outside and are surrounded by more ninja warriors. The two friends turn and look at each other

Ninja: You take the right, I take the left?

James Chang: Sure.

Ninja: Godspeed.

The two run forward as they stood next to each other and go on full epic attack.

Tornado punches a bunch of ninjas while Ninja punches, kicks, elbows etc.
Tornado kicks a few and tosses one to the floor while Ninja is facing 3 by himself, he gets knocked into the clutches of one but shoots his legs out to kick both other ninjas at the same time!

One of the final ninjas unleashes a combo of crazy leg kicks which Ninja is able to dodge and evade then he ducks and sidesteps a roundhouse and tosses the ninja warrior into and against the brick wall of the restaurant.

Tornado attempts a leg sweep but the warrior evades a back flip then he grabs his leg as Tornado attempts to slam it into his stomach but Tornado executes a one-legged front flip leg drop bulldog!

The last one unleashes a fury of windmill style chops which Ninja blocks and reverses it into a Mongolian chop followed by a headlock takedown and an arm trapped head scissors lock!


The two rise and high-five each other then do a secret handshake and turn into a martial arts stance.