(W)WE Didn't Start The Fire

A song I wrote to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel, a look back on WWE History. hope you enjoy!


Vince McMahon, Fit Finlay, Chyna, Michael Hayes,
Heath Slater, Gabriel, comic relief Santino

Kizarny, Gangrel..return..what the hell,
A constantly injured Mysterio.

Goldberg..Total Bomb, senseless angles, Shelton's Mom,
King and Cole, heart attack, Cena just won't die.

Raw 3 hours, vaccine, HHH pins Booker clean,
Be a Star, homo rant, Harold's goodbye!

(W)WE didn't start the fire,
It was always burning hence Zack's depushing
(W)WE didn't start the fire,
No we didn't light it, because Paul would fight it..

Fat Samoans, Kozlov, Nicholai Volkof,
Rockabilly, Road Dogg, Mankind's sock.

Matt Hardy, Morrison, no one cares if they're gone,
Chyna's gone, Steph's in, all good in McMahonland.

Maddox, total best, Cena Push, know the rest,
People Power, Johnny Ace, gotta love that stone face!

(W)WE didn't start the fire,
It was always burning hence Zack's depushing
(W)WE didn't start the fire,
No we didn't light it, because Paul would fight it..

bald Rock, Rodney Mack, Mick Foley, Catcus Jack,
Hawkins, who's that guy? Why he's here I don't know why!

Carlito, Scott Hall, two men who dropped the ball,
Superstars, Jobbing wide, career suicide!

Bob Holly, Ziggler, dumped Vickie, sucks for her,
Bret screwed, time to go, get over it, hell no

Youtube, vids free, injuries of Kennedy
Mickie James psycho, Here comes Mongo!

(W)WE didn't start the fire,
It was always burning hence Zack's depushing
(W)WE didn't start the fire,
No we didn't light it, because Paul would fight it..

Sabu, Rob Van Dam, busted in "a strange land"
Christian, Jerry Lynn, botched Invasion.

Jinder of Arabia, never be on Mania,
Edge missed, Pillman, Brisco beats Patterson

Shawn and Paul, DX, Attitude brings Sex,
CM Punk, 400 days, what else do I have to say?!

(W)WE didn't start the fire,
It was always burning hence Zack's depushing
(W)WE didn't start the fire,
No we didn't light it, because Paul would fight it..

Creative Control, Legends, Mick Foley back again,
Title Shot, Vince loves cocks, Cena Hate, Man Mountain Rock,
Cottonwood is Frankenstein, please don't give him any lines,
Iron Sheik's from Iran, WWE in Afghanistan..

Sheamus jacked Bertie's ride, Kane's here, Zack Hide,
Vince's debts, no more Vets, Hardy..Crack, Place your bets,

Jobber Firings on the shore, Raw is under Martial Law,
AJ is a total whore...I can't take it anymore!

(W)WE didn't start the fire,
It was always burning hence Zack's depushing
(W)WE didn't start the fire
But when Vince are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

Well done, sir.