Sex Change

Sitting here in the darkness of my room makes me wonder if all of this heartache and aggravation is really worth my effort. Is the stress and turmoil that my mortal coil is being put through going to pay off in the end the way Johnny and I said that it would? Are we lying to ourselves in the thought that we were actually going to achieve what the fuck we set out to achieve? Maybe going somewhere else is the way to go.

I mean if the greatest tag team in the history of the free world can't get a tag title match then maybe we should just get the fuck out. We made history this week at Crash and Burn by bringing Sara Stone like the crispy critter we always knew him to be. The statement had been made that we were sick of Doomstone running his cocksucker mouth.

Now I step into the ring for a title that I helped put on the map along with some other fine pieces of talent. Now it is time to give that North American World Champion strap a new owner. That title needs someone who understands the history of the EWC and by history I mean real history not titles that celebrate dead people with no talent. Dark Angel is going to learn who in the fuck she is dealing with this week.

She might like to tell the world that Andrew Savage is all washed up. The fact of the matter is that I would much rather be a has been than a never was. The EWC was made on the sweat and tears of Hell's Reject and there is nothing that can be said to make it otherwise. The sad fact is that Doomstone is one of those who helped put this place on the map but he is too busy fucking over his talent and pissing them off to the point they join forces to tell him to go fuck himself. Now he is stuck with second rate curtain jerkers like Sara Stone and Dark Angel. He is too stupid to realizer he is as fucked as Katrina is going to be when she wakes up.

Now Dark Angel has to step her game up to me. We all know she does not have the talent to do that because she only got her title shot by blowing the boss. Now she really has to prove she even belongs in the same ring as I do. Those of us with brains and of course that leaves out Doomstone and Stone, know that she has the same shot of beating me as Sara has of getting a woman to agree to sex with him. Yeah that would mean no shot in hell.

Now it is time for The Forsaken to learn their place in this business and that is to get their asses beat by members of my Hell's Reject. It is quite ironic that Hell's Reject started out as a joke to disrespect Doomstone and it turned out to be the strongest stable in the history of the EWC. The curtain jerkers have no shot in hell of beating us as we learned last week when Hell's Rejects took both World Titles.

The walk around the completely disheveled room reveals broken beer bottles and all type of carnage. In a fit of rage the television was tossed asunder like a petulant child threw a tantrum. These dickweeds might job us out but they damned fucking sure are not going to ignore us. It is then that two of my best friends in the business today walk into the room. They can see that I am still a little pissed of me getting pinned by a cunt that did not even show up.

Mark: Man you look like you are about to fuck some shit up. I say you do it this week with the North American World Title on the line against Dark Angel. She does not stand a chance against the Career Killer. Isn't she some sort of creature or some shit?.

Savage: I could care less what doctor she went to for her enhancements. I could care less if Stone has a woody for her and that dirty cunt Isis. Maybe if he got laid occasionally on his own he would not have to put these whores over in the ring.

Johnny: Stone getting laid? Well now he can go to Crispy Cream for his hook up. What the hell are you going to do about Dark Angel?

Savage: I have a fucking plan. We will no longer be ignored for our efforts in the EWC. I have a plan to insure victory this week and to get us to the top of the EWC. What I have planned simply cannot fail.

Johnny: How in the hell are you going to do that shit?

Savage: Well I am facing a big titted whore who sucks cock to get where she is today. So I figure she has something going for her. Actually she has two things going for her.

Mark: Substandard promos and shoddy ring work?

Savage: Al, you have no idea how close you truly are. No what gets over faster than anything is to have tits and a vagina. Since I am facing one of these whores I need to level the playing field a bit. If I became one of those big titted whores I would win for sure.

Johnny: That plan is so flawed that I am amazed you cannot see the problem. For the first thing one of us would have to...

Savage: Yes?

Johnny: Tell me you are not considering getting a sex change to win a fucking wrestling match that you are going to win anyways.

Savage: How many times must I say this? This is not about a wrestling match but getting us out of the bottom of the fucking card. This will ensure I am the North American Champion and you will be getting a shot at one of the other meaningless titles in the EWC. Before long we will hold them all..

Mark: Wait a second, Andrew. You are telling me you are willing to lose your dick and get tits just to win a wrestling match and get to the main event? I know it is important but it ain't that important.

Savage: Let's go there is a gyno across the street.

Johnny: A gyno can't do sex changes.

Savage: This one can.

Johnny: This is a bad fucking idea.

The three of us walk out of the door and into the bright light of mid-day. Our eyes are not used to the light as we squint in an effort to shields our sensitive retinas from the offending brightness. Johnny and Al are walking in front of me as my mind is on higher glory. The higher glory of getting out of the fucking mid card and onto somewhere I belong.

Johnny: Dude, this is not worth it.

Savage: You see I am going to keep pushing these assholes until they realize were are not going to be ignored by anyone for anything. You would think after taking that piece of shit title and running down the so called talent in the Forsaken they would respond but bitches tend to run and hide. Now we are calling out the biggest bitch of them all. That would be Doomstone.

Johnny: But you cannot get a sex change, brah. There are so many thing flawed with this way of thinking.

Savage: Shut the fuck up, man. I am getting a TV Title shot.

Mark: Was that a not so subtle rip on your ex-girlfriend? I know Apathy won the TV title in her first week but she earned it.

Savage: She earned it the same way Dark Angel earned it and that is by having tits. That is how things are done around here and I figure if you can't beat them, join them.

Johnny: I want you to admit that I am on record as saying this is the worst fucking idea you have ever had. I mean this is even worse than the time you fucked Molly.

Savage: And you fucked her after I did.

Johnny: ASSHAT!

We walk into the gyno office to find a person sitting at the desk. This is quite unique as we have found the first ever porn star receptionist. Of course this does nothing but get Pete's dick hard. He remembers his days of banging Brianna Banks. This means Pete is our way in.

Savage: Pete you are up!

Mark: Let me guess. This means I have to take one for the team.

Savage: It's what you do brah.

Mark: Dammit.

Pete looks at the big titted receptionist who looks amazingly like Dark Angel with longing in his eyes as Johnny and I are trying to find the gyno who could turn me into a champion...err... I mean a chick. Johnny is still trying to talk me out of it.

Johnny: Dude you are not going to do this and we both know it. You love your dick way too fucking much to be a chick. You cannot want to win a match and get the world title back that bad.

Savage: It is what these fuck mooks are looking for, man. Look at the TV title match with my soon to be ex-girlfriend. Look at Dark Angel being the North American Champion. It is obvious that if you have tits and a snatch then you are in. I simply wave my titties at Stone and viola...world title shot. It's like magic wand.

Johnny: Fucking hell this is not going to end well for us.

The two of us walk into the office with a young woman in her twenties with her shapely legs propped up on her desk. This is how pornos start but that is not going to happen in this lifetime but a dude can dream. The woman appears to be a little thrown off by the whole thing.

Woman: Can I help you, sir?

Savage: I want you to turn me into a bitch. I want to know how Sara thinks on a daily basis. And we all know no one on Earth is a bigger bitch than that fuck mook.

Johnny: Well Stone is a pretty big bitch. I mean she did beat herself off to naked pictures of Isis.

Woman: Do I get this right? You want me to give you a sex change operation so you can improve your standing at work? That is a good one.

Savage: Well if you are a bitch and have tits then Stone gives you the world without ever having to earn it. I want you to give me red hair and big juicy tits with a mole on them.

Woman: Why red hair?

Savage: Because my asshole boss loves bitches with big tits and red hair. He even put my ex whore of a girlfriend in a TV Title match instead of someone more deserving.

Johnny: Technically you are still together.

Savage: I am not ever fucking someone who is fucking that no talent asshat. That is the type of nasty I would never follow.

Woman: Tell me exactly what you want.

Savage: Like I said I want red hair because red headed whores get all of the love in the shithole we work for. So the red hair is a must. On top of that I need big fucking titties I can wave in his face to blind him to the fact that talent doesn't matter in the Forsaken. Now to be like Dark Angel I need a really loose and sloppy vagina because god knows what all has been up there. I might have parked my car in that fucking thing. Also I need big ass head giving lips.

Johnny: You have gotta be fucking shitting me.

Savage: She got all those matches because of her ability to give head. If I want to be in the main event like Dark Angel the head giving lips are a must.

Woman: Would you be willing to do a commercial to let people know what we do here for the people of the planet?

Savage: No fucking chance in hell! If I am going to be like Dark Angel there is no way in fuck I can sell anything. I would have to something pathetic like tell people something never happened when it clearly did. Now hook a brother up.

Johnny: You mean sister don't you? And explain one thing to me while you are at it. If this thing is totally above board and not illegal in any way then why did Pete have to fuck that broad?

Savage: He fucked that bitch because I wanted to see if he would or not. We need to know he is on the team and all.

Johnny: He is going to be pissed off.

Savage: God I hope so. Now young lady can you turn me into a bitch? You know like Sara and people like her?

Woman: You need to realize one thing about this operation and it is that it is not reversible. You cannot simply decide to change back to a male. There is one thing that you might consider a deal breaker. To get to where you want to get to and get your title matches that you desire you have to actually suck a dick.

Savage: FUCK NO! My name is not Sara and I do not get down like that.

Johnny: You said yourself that you needed head giving lips to get ahead in the company. What the fuck good are head giving lips if you don't give head? Do you really think Jada and Apathy got those title shots with a simple look? The shot in the mouth is what got them there. So are you going to suck another man's dick?

Savage: This is a bad idea.

Johnny: That is what I have been saying from the beginning of this disaster. Now we have to get focused on our matches this weeks. None of them are females so our talent should win the fucking day. Now let's go get Pete and get ready to beat up those three little bitches.

Savage: You know how well they like it when we beat up on their bitches. Anyways I think we can get this job done simply be reminding these whores what a bunch of pricks they are being right now. Maybe they will get the wakeup call.

Johnny: One can only hope.

The two of us walk away from the female gyno as we look for Pete and what we see is truly amazing. There is truly a reason he did porn because he is balls deep into that shit. He looks at us with pleading in his eyes as both of us laugh at him. He does not seem to be happy.

Mark: What the fuck, Andrew.

Savage: Well coming to get a sex change is not illegal so why the fuck would I need you to run interference? But it is nice to know you are willing to take on for the team anytime we ask.

Mark: Andrew, I forgot how much I fucking hate you.

Savage: And I love you too Pete.

The three of us walk away from the naked midget as Johnny and I are laughing our asses off at Al. He does not appear to be in the best of moods as we move onto our next location for the beating of a lifetime this week. I hope these bitches know what they are in for.




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Match~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hostyle Jones I'm not asking you I'm telling you that your sister is in for the Change of a life time.

You see I get asked alot why do I do things like kidnap people and torment there familys why well just as Hostyle Jones said, Sadistic i'm far worst then that the crimes that I have done I should be locked away in the deepest darkest hole and lefted to rot for the rest of my life but for some reason I'm still aloud to walk free every time why because they can never hold me for the crime maybe its blind luck or some greater evil out there keeping me from rotting away.

Hostyle Jones you hold all the cards in the fate of your sister, She is the Tool and im the force you want to save her then do the one thing no person wants to do get on your knee's and say the words you never dare to say I quit, its the only way to save her you failed to keep her save when you promised her that you would never let any thing happen to her, You should have showed me the picture then she would of been save from harm but no you had to say Don't go there well you never say that to me I promised to her that I would not harm her but I never said I would not harm you in are strap match.


GOOD LUCK Hostyle Jones GOOD Luck.